- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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