- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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