- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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