- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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