- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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