- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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