Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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