- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Michael Brown

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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