- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

I like the color potato.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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