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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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