Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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