why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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