What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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