- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

angelo snyder is not ga

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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