What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats worse than suicide? death

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

time to spruce up!

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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