A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Apple hates Blackberry.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

gingers

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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