Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Camerons hair is Curly..

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How old are you? 7

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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