- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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