What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

One, two, three, four and five

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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