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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.