- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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