Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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