- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

someone called someone else a frog

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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