- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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