A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Women's Rights

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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