What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are red, yup.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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