- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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