- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

what's funny about war? nothing!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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