- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

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