Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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