- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

the WNBA.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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