Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's long and black The unemployment line

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Anti Joke

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