- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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