- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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