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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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