What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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