the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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