- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

hi mom

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Your Mum is soo fat.

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