- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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