- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

America

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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