- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Charlie Sheen

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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