The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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cory

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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