- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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