Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Gay rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you make the general public confused? ...

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops