- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Charlie Sheen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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