Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Do the roar!

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Anti Joke

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