Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

I have an idea! You leave.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

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