Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Anti Joke

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