- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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