Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Burp

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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