- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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