- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Where's my tractor?

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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