What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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