How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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kennah campion when she talks

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Good job, son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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