Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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