- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Sir, your wife is dead

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

I'm so punny.

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