knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

angelo snyder is not ga

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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