- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A guy at a baseball game....

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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