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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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