Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

black chicken. kfc

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Nobody cares maddie!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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