- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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