- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

your face

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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