- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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