- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

I'm so punny.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Sir, your wife is dead

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

your face

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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