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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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