A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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