What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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