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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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