Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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