- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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