What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Racial Equality

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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