- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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