- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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