- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Yo mama so fat.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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