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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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