- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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