a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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