How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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