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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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