Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How do you make the general public confused? ...

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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