Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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