Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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No it doesnt..

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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