- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

I had a lemon. hi.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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