A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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