- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

the NAACP

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the new green? Green

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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