Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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