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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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