Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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