Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Boner

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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