- Anti Joke

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.