- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

I killed someone on minecraft.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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