- Anti Joke

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Your mam is so fat.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

The Big Band Theory

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting