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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Waffles ate my grandma

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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