y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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