How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What does water taste like? Water

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Anti Joke

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