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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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