How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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