Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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