Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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