- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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