what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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poo

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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