- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

You sick fiend

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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