- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's the difference between a duck?

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

black people

I like touching my boobs

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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