1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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YOU

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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