whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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1+2 = 6

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Sex

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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