- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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