- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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