As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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