Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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One time i was sitting down

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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