- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Bryson got a concussion...he died

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

9/11

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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