- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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