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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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