How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

woman's rights

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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