q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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