- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Canadians

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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