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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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