- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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