- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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