Neither did she.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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YOU

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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