- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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