- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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