- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Yo Momma So Fat!

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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