Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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