- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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