What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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