- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

No antijoke here.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Face...tastes like chicken!

I literally died laughing

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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