- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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