- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

why dont they make black forks

My spelling is horrible

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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