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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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