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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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