What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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it was all Tagart

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Dwarf Shortage

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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