Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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And you honored it I see :P

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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