- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

I have an idea! You leave.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what's black and can't swim?

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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