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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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PENIS lol

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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