- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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