- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

penis. nuff said.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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