why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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