There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Happy Monday!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

I'm rick james bitch

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Anti Joke

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