My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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