Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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