- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call an blank test? an F

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??