- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How old are you? 7

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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