What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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