- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

this website is a bad joke

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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