Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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deez nuts

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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My children are mistakes

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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