- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

National security?

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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