Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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read me write me

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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