What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Gustavo Andrade

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Yo mama so fat.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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