- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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