Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

a man makes a bad joke

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Vote this down and get DOXED

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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