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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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